"I'm driven with a mission from God.

God would tell me, 'George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan.' And I did, and then God would tell me, 'George go and end the tyranny in Iraq,' and I did."

And as a result everything is burning except the Bush and a certain ignition to a certain grey substance which in theory could illumine a question mark. Hello guys, is the idiot still under control? Support running thin? We've got a saying here: he who digs a hole. Return on investment or something other fancy you call it.

"I'm honestly not kidding Mildred! I swear on my mothers grave I saw Him!"


I've just been reading some charming stuff on my Earth career some 2 thou. ago. Jumping: the Message is still here and with the evidence to supports it's value.

God is smarter then the bunch of us so there is only one Winner. That's some other orange county. Who's made who?


Meanwhile George is at it. "Hey, did I order that quake?"

Some general is dusting off his uniform. Mass is slow, but once it begins to slide towards you...


"So that's another nice mess you've gotten us into!" Yeah, I AM the fatso.

Time to paw some common ground methinks. No use blowing no. 3 to oblivion (excuse le mot mom).

Your Match has split. Gonna remain stubborn on this one? Good!


So welcome to the future. Our turn.

Rule no. 1: truth. That goes both ways, but one in particular.

No more photo album crap like a cuddly bunny on the hood of a Hummer. I'm talking shock and awe here. Blood and tears and standing up for it.

The decision of not wanting any more of it on your record will do. The Big Guy has been waiting for you. Not with a ball and chain.

Hang on, gotta change my CD... "Difficult to cure", Rainbow. First song "I surrender". "Magic" is on four. Sixth floor, ladies lingerie...

"Let those who have ears..." And let's not forget Isis. Better not.


"Spotlight kid" playing (I'm a slow typer). Whole universe watching in eagerness. Someway it's us.